I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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