omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
