I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Fuck appropriateness.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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