Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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