Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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