I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We need to get me chipped asap
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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