Fuck appropriateness.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
40s are totally the cure
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
