if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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