She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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