went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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