So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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