Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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