she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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