the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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