so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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