Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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