She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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