My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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