handjob tips. give me some.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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