You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
the liver wants what the liver wants
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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