if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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