What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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