She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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