porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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