all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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