Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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