I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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