do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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