forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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