just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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