He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I've blown a few things in my day
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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