Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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