As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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