If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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