Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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