you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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