I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
