its not stalking. its research.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
