And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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