I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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