Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
it's great music for shaving your balls
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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