She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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