I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
A bitchslap is in order.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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