I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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