On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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