whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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