***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Is it because I queefed?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Couch. On fire.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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