So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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