She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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