OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
